In his old age, Bill Belichick is leaning into being a lecherous uncle. I am 100 percent behind this.
Not because I agree with it on any kind of ethical level, mind you. I’m just for anything that besmirches the legend of RoboPatriot, up to and including the 72-year-old University of North Carolina football coach’s 24-year-old girlfriend.
You know who wouldn’t agree with what UNC Bill Belichick is doing? New England Patriots Bill Belichick.

But first, let me emphasize that it’s not just the age difference between Belichick and Jordon Hudson, a former college cheerleader and current Miss Maine USA hopeful. Someone who’s not above stealing another team’s coaching signals certainly isn’t above robbing the cradle, but consider that the first-year UNC coach has asked staff to CC he …