THE SIGNAL
I have heart-wrenching news to bring you, the reader, about the state of our dear Republic: It turns out we are being run by a cabal of neo-Nazis.
No, not President Donald Trump, as you may have thought. Not J.D. Vance, either. We all know who pulls the strings, though, and that’s … Elon Musk, who clearly did a Nazi salute during the inaugural festivities on Jan. 20.
But we’ve uncovered something far more shocking. Because, you see, you migh …
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