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Axe-slingin’ Sophie Lloyd melts faces, Starbucks isn’t about coffee apparently, and the great ‘back-in’ debate

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Congratulations, we’ve crossed the imaginary start-finish line into May, which means you have probably seen that Justin Timberlake/NSYNC meme several dozen times before you wandered your way into this edition of Nightcaps!

What a month May is, huh? The Stanley Cup Playoffs are in full swing, the NBA playoffs are also occurring (but less fun to watch), and the Kentucky Derby is coming along. Then we close out the month with the best day on the motorsports calendar when the Indianapolis 500 and Coca-Cola 600 take place (and the F1 Canadian Grand Prix, can’t forget that).

It’s also when people start using some vacation time, and that’s why I’m pinch-hitting for Zach and Amber on this glorious late spring Friday… before I also take some time off next week.

The wife and I are headed to a resort for a couple of days for what those of us in Central Florida call a “staycation.”

It’s like a vacation, but I only have to drive 20 minutes from home.

Which some would argue defeats the purpose, but I think that’s what makes it great.

LPGA STAR NELLY KORDA SIZZLES ON THE BEACH, DEMS WON’T STOP DANCING & GIA DUDDY WHIPS UP A BIKINI LUNCH

If you forget something you need, you don’t need to pay top dollar in the gift shop, because you can just drive home and get it.

No need to deal with airports or even major highways, either.

But before I post up in a cabana next to a crystalline blue pool, we’ve got some stuff to talk about, so let’s get to it so I can zinc my sniffer (sun safety first) and throw on a pair of swim trunks…

Sophie Lloyd melts your face

How about some tunes to set the mood for this Friday’s edition?

For that, we’re going to turn our attention to Sophie Lloyd, one of the internet’s favorite guitarists who typically plays with Machine Gun Kelly.

But she’s not a one-trick pony who does… whatever it is that Machine Gun Kelly does. She has some serious classical chops, too.

Sure, it’s about a month old, but the algorithm gods dropped it in my feed today, so now you’re seeing it, and I doubt there will be much resistance, if any.

OLIVIA DUNNE WASHES CARS IN HER “BAYWATCH” SWIMSUIT, NICK SABAN LIKES A “WIDE A–” & ESPN RUINS SOMETHING ELSE

I dig it.

If you need more, go check out her performance at the Rugby World Cup.

You know what, I’ll save you the time.

Here you go, pal:

Is this the greatest cigarette smoker of all time?

Now, we all know smoking is bad for your health, blah, blah, blah, but so is a lot of stuff.

Now that the disclaimer is out of the way, sit back and watch the greatest cigarette smoker of all time as he blind taste tests five cigarettes and nails it.

I’m not going to lie, I found this nothing short of incredible.

First of all, that man has clearly smoked more than Joe Camel in his career, which means I’m shocked he still has taste buds remaining. I thought they would’ve gotten singed off back when Bush 41 was in office.

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But not only are his taste buds still there, but they’re refined enough to pick out the nuances of every lung dart. I wouldn’t be surprised if he could tell you where the tobacco came from.

Although I’m confident that even those of us whose smoking careers consisted of choking down a Pall Mall in high school thanks to peer pressure could pick a menthol out of that bunch.

He went the extra mile and nailed the brand

God bless that smooth Carolina tobacco sommelier and his black lungs.

It has been a rough week for Six Flags

I like hitting up theme parks in my free time, but I’ve never been to a Six Flags, and I hate to say it, the week they’ve had hasn’t made me want to change that.

Let’s start at Six Flags New England, where they had a bit of a problem with the Superman roller coaster in the worst possible place for anyone who’s not fond of heights (*raises hand*).

Well, surely they couldn’t have two high-profile ride malfunctions in one week that left riders stranded high in the air, could they?

Could they?!

Those folks at Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio were only dangling 200 feet above terra firma for ten minutes, but for this hombre, that’s ten minutes too many.

The great backup debate

Now, if you’re a regular OutKick reader, you may know (or not) that I do a weekly column called The Gripe Report, that some — mostly friends, family and well-wishers — call the greatest complaint-based column the Internet has ever seen.

Their words, not mine.

But this week, I hit on something shockingly controversial: backing into parking spots.

A reader named Tom wrote in to complain about people who insist on backing into parking spots even if there is a train of cars behind them, or end up having to sit there and wait while they finish their perfect parking masterpiece.

I actually agreed with that take — have some consideration for the very handsome writer who is just running to Publix to pick up the paper towels he forgot to buy despite his wife asking him several times — but, boy, were the backer-inners ever out in full force.

Rob (whose email was very long and in-depth) had this to say:

Tom’s gripe gets no sympathy from me.

I got my license in ’75, when most American cars were 20 feet long and 7 feet wide. It was taught in driving school and tested for when taking the road test (in Ontario). My road test was in our ’73 Chev Bel Air wagon (the behemoth with the wrap-around rear windows) — we nicknamed it BattleCar Galactica. I had to back into a spot (no camera) and parallel park (among other things) to pass.

Chris says:

My BIL drives a company pickup as his daily, and his company’s policy is that they always have to back into a spot because the risk of running over someone is greater when you’re backing out of a spot. Given how dangerous and clueless the average Costco parking lot driver is, I’m not sure it’s the worst thing. 

Besides, parking in the “close” lot is a sucker move anyway. I pull all the way past the entrance, taking care not to run over any of the clueless shoppers pushing a cart while looking at their phones (who frankly deserve it, but that’s another gripe) and park on the far side. It takes a minute or two more to get in the door, but given that Costco’s mission is to slow me down, it’s small change. Then I can leave in peace out the far exit and avoid the Brodozers and Momspeditions blocking the main exit.

Then came Mark, just going straight for the jugular:

The remarks below were one of the comments at the bottom of Tom’s whining.  Tell Tom to get back in his Prius and go search out a pull-through parking spot so he doesn’t spill his latte.

Anyone driving a full-size truck with a crew cab knows why we back in. It is so we can get out after cars fill in the space around us. 

So you can wait a moment while we pull in, or wait much longer when we have to go back and forth trying to get out. Don’t like it- see your Dr and get the medication you need.

Good times over in Gripe Report country!

Kenny Albert is a hoarder in the best way possible

Kenny Albert is in a league of his own these days as the only announcer who pretty regularly calls all four major North American sports.

Of course, nationally, he’s best known as the lead play-by-play man for TNT’s NHL coverage and does NFL games for Fox.

But it turns out he’s also, in his words, “an organized hoarder,” and showed off some of his old game sheets to Florida Panthers star Matthew Tkachuk on his Wingmen podcast.

He even had one from April 1996 in which Keith Tkachuk scored in the final playoff series in Winnipeg before they moved off to the desert.

This makes me think we need to change the definition of hoarder. The new criteria is if what you hoard is something cool, like these game sheets, you’re not a hoarder.

If you keep awesome career memorabilia or a ton of vintage guitars or cars, that’s not hoarding, that just makes you cool.

But if you’re collecting jars of your own excrement that are buried under a pile of old newspapers, laundry and dead cats, then call the dumpster company; we have a hoarder!

Starbucks CEO says it’s not about $9 coffee, it’s about the experience

You’d think that after the McDonald’s CEO got shoved in a locker repeatedly for eating a burger, as he had only read about how to do it in a book, the head honchos of various chains would lay low or maybe think before they speak.

The Starbucks CEO did not do that.

It’s not that the coffee giant your wife loves is charging you $9 for a cup of coffee, but that you’re paying for the Starbucks experience.

He noted that it is a splurge, but a very reasonably priced “premium experience.”

Wait…

Paying to drink an okay-at-best coffee, watch some douche write his screenplay and listen to someone else take a Zoom meeting without headphones?

ZERO BS. JUST DAKICH. TAKE THE DON’T @ ME PODCAST ON THE ROAD. DOWNLOAD NOW!

I don’t get it. I’ve never gone to Starbucks for the experience; I went because I had to.

It was only ever because I had to pee, I had to get coffee to keep me from falling asleep, or the internet at my house went out, so I had to go mooch off of the Starbucks.

I’ve always called Starbucks the “bank of coffee,” and I think they should reposition themselves as that.

I go to Starbucks if I want coffee because they’re usually open. It’s more of a utility in my mind than anything. It’s like if my Keurig were a building with a little pink-haired barista inside (thank God, that isn’t the case for real though).

So, Starbucks, listen to me: you’re not a premium experience. You’re the coffee bank.

That’s it for this Friday edition of Nightcaps!

Have a great weekend!

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Career-Ending News Hits Hakeem Jeffries – He’s Out!

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Career-Ending News Hits Hakeem Jeffries – He’s Out!

House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is facing growing questions about his future leadership prospects as an increasing number of Democratic candidates decline to guarantee their support for him as speaker should Democrats regain control of the House.

What was once considered a nearly unquestioned position atop the Democratic Party’s House leadership structure is now showing signs of strain, with candidates from across the country publicly expressing reservations or refusing to commit to backing Jeffries in a future speaker vote.

The development highlights growing divisions within the Democratic Party as members debate how aggressively party leaders should confront President Donald Trump and the Republican agenda.

For years, Jeffries has enjoyed strong support from House Democrats. His allies point out that he has not lost a single Democratic vote during 20 separate speaker ballots, despite serving in the minority.

However, a new wave of Democratic candidates appears increasingly willing to challenge the status quo.

According to reports, more than 80 Democratic House candidates nationwide have either declined to endorse Jeffries for speaker or indicated they are undecided about whether they would support his leadership.

The issue has become particularly notable in several highly competitive congressional races that Democrats must win if they hope to reclaim the House majority.

In New Jersey’s 7th Congressional District, Democratic nominee Rebecca Bennett refused to commit to supporting Jeffries before winning her primary election. The district is considered one of the party’s most important pickup opportunities.

Similarly, Iowa Democratic candidate Christina Bohannan has remained noncommittal when asked whether she would support Jeffries.

“I don’t know yet. I haven’t made that decision,” Bohannan said.

“I want to get elected first,” she added.

Political analysts have classified both Bohannan’s district and Bennett’s district as toss-up races currently held by Republicans.

In Montana, Democratic nominee Sam Forstag offered a similar response when questioned about House leadership.

“I’m not committing to anyone one way or the other,” Forstag said. “I will stand with whoever will stand with working people in this state.”

Perhaps the sharpest criticism has come from progressive candidates who argue Democratic leadership has failed to effectively oppose President Trump.

Mai Vang, a progressive candidate in California, openly criticized both Jeffries and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.

“The Democratic Party and its leadership—Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries—have failed to mobilize meaningful opposition to Trump’s illegal war and their silence as AIPAC and corporations flood Congressional primaries with millions of dollars is deafening,” Vang said.

“I cannot support this kind of leadership,” she added. “If we want to defeat Trump and rebuild trust with working Americans, we need new leadership and a new direction.”

Other candidates have expressed frustration that Democratic leadership has not fought harder against the Trump administration.

“Most Democrats agree that he’s been failing to meet the moment,” said Adam Hamawy, a candidate in New Jersey’s 12th District.

Hamawy said he is “looking for someone that’s gonna stand up to the administration.”

The criticism is notable because it comes not from Republicans, but from within the Democratic Party itself.

Even candidates in safely Democratic districts appear hesitant to automatically embrace Jeffries’ leadership.

Claire Valdez, a New York State Assembly member running to replace retiring Rep. Nydia Velázquez, suggested additional discussions would be necessary before she could support Jeffries.

“There would need to be some conversations,” Valdez said.

Utah state Sen. Nate Blouin, another Democratic candidate, noted that he has never even met Jeffries.

“I’ve never met Leader Jeffries, I’ve never had conversations with him,” Blouin said.

He added that he wants leadership that is “committed to fighting for our communities” and aligned with voters on key policy issues.

Not all Democratic candidates are distancing themselves from Jeffries.

New York Assembly member Alex Bores, who is seeking to replace retiring Rep. Jerry Nadler, defended the Democratic leader.

“I’ve seen real fight coming from our caucus, and that matters,” Bores said.

“There’s room to grow, but I’m encouraged,” he added, describing Jeffries as “doing a difficult, thankless job.”

Jeffries’ supporters also credit him with keeping House Democrats largely united through difficult legislative battles and multiple government funding fights.

Still, the growing number of candidates unwilling to automatically support him signals potential turbulence ahead.

The situation underscores a broader identity crisis within the Democratic Party as activists, progressives, and establishment figures continue debating how best to respond to President Trump’s leadership and the Republican agenda.

For Republicans, the emerging fractures offer evidence that Democratic unity may not be as strong as party leaders claim.

For Jeffries, the challenge is clear: if Democrats hope to reclaim the House, he may first have to convince members of his own party that he remains the right person to lead them.

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GOP Senator Pays The Price From Trump After Stabbing Him In The Back

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A growing divide inside the Republican Party burst into public view this week after Sen. Roger Wicker openly challenged President Donald Trump’s strategy toward Iran, drawing swift criticism from many Trump supporters who view the president’s approach as a textbook example of peace through strength.

Wicker, the Mississippi Republican who serves as chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, warned against ongoing negotiations with Iran and urged the administration to continue military operations rather than pursue a diplomatic agreement.

The comments came as Trump administration officials reported progress in talks with Tehran following a series of military strikes that significantly degraded Iran’s nuclear and military infrastructure and left the regime in one of its weakest positions in years.

“We are at a moment that will define President Trump’s legacy,” Wicker said. “His instincts have been to finish the job he started in Iran, but he is being ill advised to pursue a deal that would not be worth the paper it is written on.”

Wicker argued that military pressure should continue and that the United States should focus on further weakening Iran’s capabilities before considering any agreement.

“Our commander-in-chief needs to allow America’s skilled armed forces to finish the destruction of Iran’s conventional military capabilities and reopen the strait,” Wicker said. “Further pursuit of an agreement with Iran’s Islamist regime risks a perception of weakness. We must finish what we started. It is past time for action.”

The remarks immediately sparked debate among conservatives and highlighted a larger struggle over the future direction of Republican foreign policy.

For decades, many establishment Republicans embraced a more interventionist approach to international conflicts, often favoring prolonged military engagement and aggressive nation-building efforts overseas.

Trump has largely rejected that model.

Throughout both of his administrations, Trump has advocated what supporters describe as an America First foreign policy: applying overwhelming military and economic pressure when necessary while avoiding long-term military entanglements and endless wars.

That philosophy appears to be guiding his current approach to Iran.

The president has repeatedly stated that Iran will never be allowed to obtain a nuclear weapon. At the same time, he has emphasized that he prefers securing a favorable agreement through strength rather than expanding military operations indefinitely.

A White House official defended the administration’s position and pushed back against suggestions that Trump is rushing toward a weak agreement.

“Iran will never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon, and while President Trump always prefers a diplomatic solution, he has been clear about the consequences if Iran refuses to make a deal,” the official said.

The administration argues that Trump currently holds significant leverage following the success of recent military and economic actions against Tehran.

“As the President stated, he will only make a good deal for the American people. He is not going to be rushed into making a bad deal. Due to the successes of Operation Epic Fury, Economic Fury, and the blockade, President Trump holds the cards and has all the time he needs to make the best deal for the United States and the world,” the official added.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio echoed that cautious optimism during recent remarks acknowledging progress in negotiations.

“There’s been some progress,” Rubio said. “I wouldn’t exaggerate it. I wouldn’t diminish it.”

“We’re not there yet,” Rubio added. “I hope we get there.”

Rubio noted that several major issues remain unresolved, including Iran’s stockpile of highly enriched uranium and future enrichment activities.

“The issue of highly enriched uranium has to be discussed. Its disposition has to be dealt with. And of course, the issue of future enrichment has to be dealt with as well,” Rubio said.

One of the administration’s major objectives is also the full reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, a critical shipping corridor that plays a major role in global energy markets. Recent instability in the region raised concerns about disruptions to oil supplies and broader economic consequences.

Wicker, however, remains skeptical that negotiations can succeed.

“The rumored 60-day ceasefire — with the belief that Iran will ever engage in good faith — would be a disaster,” Wicker said. “Everything accomplished by Operation Epic Fury would be for naught!”

For many Trump supporters, the disagreement represents more than a dispute about Iran. It reflects a broader debate over whether the Republican Party should continue embracing traditional interventionist policies or move further toward the America First doctrine that has become central to Trump’s political movement.

Supporters of the president argue that Trump has already demonstrated a willingness to use military force when necessary and does not need pressure from Washington insiders to prove his toughness. They point to the administration’s recent military actions against Iran as evidence that the president is negotiating from a position of strength rather than weakness.

Critics of negotiations fear that Iran could use diplomacy to buy time, rebuild capabilities, and preserve elements of its nuclear ambitions.

Trump’s supporters counter that the president has structured the negotiations so that any benefits for Iran remain contingent on strict compliance and verifiable concessions.

As talks continue, the disagreement between Wicker and the White House underscores a larger ideological battle within the Republican Party—one that may help define not only America’s relationship with Iran but also the future direction of GOP foreign policy for years to come.

For now, President Trump appears committed to his strategy: apply maximum pressure, negotiate from strength, secure America’s interests, and avoid another open-ended conflict in the Middle East. Whether that approach produces a lasting agreement remains to be seen, but it is increasingly clear that it differs sharply from the foreign-policy playbook that dominated Washington for decades.

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Supreme Court Delivers Major Constitutional Victory

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The U.S. Supreme Court delivered a significant victory for gun owners and Second Amendment advocates this week, ruling that regular marijuana use alone is not enough to justify stripping an American citizen of the right to keep and bear arms.

In a unanimous decision issued June 18, the nation’s highest court ruled that the federal government cannot automatically criminalize gun ownership based solely on a person’s marijuana use without demonstrating that the individual poses an actual danger.

The ruling marks another major Second Amendment victory from a court that has increasingly required firearm regulations to align with the nation’s historical traditions of gun ownership and regulation.

At the center of the case was a provision of the Gun Control Act of 1968 that makes it a felony for anyone who is “an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance” to possess a firearm.

Federal prosecutors argued that because marijuana remains illegal under federal law, even in states where it has been legalized, regular users can constitutionally be prohibited from owning guns.

The Supreme Court disagreed.

Writing for the unanimous court, Justice Neil Gorsuch emphasized that the ruling was limited in scope but made clear that the government cannot broadly remove constitutional rights without demonstrating a historical basis for doing so.

“In saying this much, we do not question that sometimes an individual’s unlawful use of marijuana (or any other controlled substance) may render him a danger to others,” Gorsuch wrote. “But, again, the government disclaims the need to show anything like that in this case.”

The case involved Ali Hemani, a dual citizen of the United States and Pakistan who came under FBI scrutiny in connection with alleged ties to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.

When federal agents searched Hemani’s Texas residence in 2022, he acknowledged owning a Glock 9mm pistol and told investigators he used marijuana approximately every other day.

Although authorities initially investigated more serious allegations, prosecutors ultimately charged Hemani only under the federal statute prohibiting unlawful drug users from possessing firearms.

A conviction under the law carries a potential prison sentence of up to 15 years.

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled in Hemani’s favor, finding that the restriction could not survive the Supreme Court’s landmark 2022 decision requiring gun laws to be consistent with America’s historical tradition of firearm regulation.

That appeals court concluded that while historical evidence supports restricting firearm possession by intoxicated individuals, it does not support permanently disarming otherwise sober citizens simply because of prior substance use.

The Biden Justice Department urged the Supreme Court to reverse that ruling, arguing that historical laws regulating habitual alcohol abuse provided a constitutional foundation for the modern restriction.

However, Gorsuch rejected that comparison.

The justice wrote that the historical laws cited by the government “targeted different kinds of people, did so for different purposes, and operated in different ways.”

He also noted that if America’s Founding Fathers had been subjected to the government’s interpretation of those laws, several prominent figures may have found themselves in legal trouble.

“Had habitual drunkard laws applied to those who simply drank regularly,” Gorsuch wrote, “many notable early Americans could have faced trouble.”

He specifically pointed out that John Adams reportedly drank hard cider with breakfast and Thomas Jefferson regularly enjoyed multiple glasses of wine with dinner.

The ruling received support from an unusually broad coalition that included gun rights organizations, cannabis legalization advocates, civil liberties groups, and criminal defense attorneys.

The American Civil Liberties Union argued that the law swept too broadly and threatened the constitutional rights of millions of Americans.

“With nearly half of Americans reporting marijuana use at some point in their lives, this ruling protects the rights of millions and curbs the government’s ability to impose arbitrary and discriminatory penalties,” said ACLU legal director Cecillia Wang.

Critics of the law also argued that prosecutors often use the statute as a fallback charge when more serious allegations fail to hold up in court.

The National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers contended that the law is frequently used to pressure defendants into plea agreements or to prosecute otherwise law-abiding citizens.

The decision also carries political significance because Hunter Biden was convicted under the same federal statute in 2024 after purchasing a firearm while struggling with drug addiction. Although President Joe Biden later pardoned his son, the case drew national attention to the law and its application.

For gun rights advocates, the Supreme Court’s ruling represents another indication that the current court is committed to protecting constitutional rights from broad government restrictions that lack strong historical support.

Supporters of the decision argue that constitutional rights should not be stripped away based solely on membership in a broad category. Instead, they contend, the government should be required to demonstrate that an individual poses a genuine danger before restricting fundamental freedoms.

With more than 300 Americans charged annually under this federal statute, the ruling could have significant implications for future prosecutions and challenges to other firearm restrictions.

More broadly, the decision reinforces the Supreme Court’s message that the Second Amendment is not a second-class right and that restrictions on gun ownership must be firmly grounded in the Constitution, history, and tradition—not merely government preference.

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