What do you do after letting loose and putting on what one of the sharpest eyes for talent around described as a dominant performance during Miami Swim Week? If you’re Kristin Cavallari, you share that story about the time you went on a couple of dates with an A-lister, and he took his junk out in front of you.

That’s going to get people talking. The reality star turned podcaster, and sometimes bikini model, said during the latest episode of her “Let’s Be” Honest podcast that she went on two dates at the Sunset Tower Hotel and the Beverly Hills Hotel roughly four years ago “with a very famous man.”

He turned out to be a very famous man with a bizarre go-to move of exposing himself to his dates. The dates up to that point were solid, according to Kristin. She said, reports Page Six, “[They were] two really great dates, honestly two of the best dates of my life.”

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Those are the expected results of a couple of hotel dates with an A-lister, am I right? For the second date, she explained how the two of them “got a suite, swam all day, took showers separately and ate dinner on the patio,” as one does on a second date.

Then the unnamed famous man brought up insecurities people have about their body that they want to overcome when they start dating someone new. She didn’t know it when the conversation started, but this was step one of this very famous man showing her his penis.

“‘I have a mole on my d–k. It’s not like that bad, but it’s noticeable. Can I just show it to you?'” she says he asked. “So he pulls out his d–k, first time I’ve seen it. I don’t see anything. I think he said it was more flesh-colored, like a white mole.”

This “look at my mole on my junk” trick didn’t work on Kristin. She says that despite it being in her face, she didn’t do anything involving his member. He swung and missed with what she decided must be his move to get his junk out in front of women.

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“You know that’s what he does,” she said after thinking back on the moment and letting out, “Put it away, f–king weirdo.”

That would have been wise advice for Mr. A-lister prior to the second date. Now that he’s already exposed himself, he left the door open and his pants down for what Kristin had to say next.

“This is mean, but I think he’s kind of known for having a big d–k and it wasn’t that big and I think that’s what the insecurity was really about,” she revealed.

“Can I be honest with you? Changing out of his swimsuit, he had the flattest ass and horrible bacne scars. We’ve got bigger fish to fry, buddy. [That’s] one of the biggest f–king turnoffs.”

A bullet dodged as far as she’s concerned. The unceremonious ending after two dates with a very famous man whom she hasn’t ever named publicly was, in the end, a good thing.

Even with his exceptional vision on the field, Jordan Love didn’t see one teammate’s arrest controversy coming.

The Packers quarterback addressed the situation surrounding running back Josh Jacobs for the first time publicly during OTAs on Tuesday, admitting he was caught off guard by news of Jacobs’ arrest last month.

Jacobs was booked into the Brown County Jail on May 26 following a police response to a domestic disturbance complaint.

The Pro Bowl tailback faces five charges, including a felony count of strangulation and suffocation, along with misdemeanor counts of battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct and intimidation of a victim.

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His legal team has strongly denied the allegations, asking for “fairness and restraint.”

Against that backdrop, Love admitted the news initially stunned him.

“There’s always questions,” Love told reporters about his immediate reaction. “I was shocked when I saw it.”

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Jacobs was released from custody on May 27 and has since returned to the field for OTAs while the District Attorney’s Office reviews the evidence before making a formal charging decision.

Love acknowledged there are still plenty of unknowns surrounding the situation as the legal process continues to play out.

“But like I said, we’re just going to let it play out.

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“There’s a lot of uncertainty when you hear something like that, of what might happen. But we’ll see, we’ll let it play out and go from there.”

While the organization has largely stayed quiet publicly, Love said conversations have taken place internally.

“Yeah, we’ve talked internally,” Love said. “Everyone knows what the situation is there. We’ve talked, but obviously the details, everyone’s keeping that under wraps right now, out of respect for the situation and obviously all the legal stuff that’s going to be playing out.”

Despite the uncertainty, Love said it has been business as usual with Jacobs back on the practice field alongside his teammates.

“But it’s great to have Josh here with us, being able to work with us and getting back to work,” he added. “But yeah, kind of everybody’s just waiting and letting it play out on its own.”

For now, Love and the Packers are waiting to see what happens next.

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Veteran Democratic strategist James Carville and his co-host Al Hunt mocked the Democratic Party’s recent 2024 election autopsy last week, saying the reasons their party lost are glaringly obvious.

A year and a half after the 2024 election, the Democratic National Committee released a whopping 192-page report purporting to explain how their party failed in keeping the presidency and in races across the country. 

Carville and Hunt, both of whom have warned time and time again how the Democratic Party needs to abandon its “woke” policies, criticized the report. 

“The supposedly much awaited Democratic autopsy on 2024 came out. To call it a total dud would be to elevate it,” Hunt said on the “Politics War Room” podcast. “It avoided—it didn’t mention Biden’s age. It didn’t mention Gaza. It didn’t mention Kamala Harris’s campaign problems.”

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While Hunt said there may be some value to studying issues like digital ad placement, he said that his ultimate takeaways were because President Biden waited too long to get out of the race and that Harris wasn’t a good candidate. 

“Completely agree with you,” Carville replied. “If there’s one fact about the 2024 election that you need to autopsy above all, and it’s this: From Labor Day to election day, the Harris campaign had available and spent $2 billion. I don’t think we got a vote on election day that we weren’t going to get on Labor Day anyway. Why wouldn’t you want to know?”

Carville clarified that he is not suggesting anybody skimmed money by any means, but rather he wants to know why the money was spent so ineffectively to the point it failed to reach persuadable voters.

“Clearly, this was the most ineffective $2 billion ever spent. How was it allocated? Why didn’t it do any good? Is there a way that we could have done it better? There has to be,” he said.

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“When an airplane crashes, the last thing anybody says, ‘Well, we just need to look ahead. We don’t need to look back.’ No, actually, you want to find out, was it the landing gear? Was it the air traffic control? Was it the weather? Was it terrorism? Was it ran out of gas? I don’t know. But the last thing you want to do is say, ‘Well, there’s nothing to see here, folks. Let’s go on,’ And it’s idiotic,” he added. “It was a prime example of just staggering Washington Democratic—call it ‘incompetence’ gives it too much of a word—and I don’t know if there’s anything to do about it, can be done about it or should be done about it.”

Fox News Digital reached out to Harris and Biden’s offices and did not receive immediate reply.

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